I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
