Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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