You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this will be a night to untag.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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