So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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