Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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