So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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