Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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