...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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