The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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