She's JV to your varsity
I could have mohawked her pubes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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