Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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