No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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