they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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