butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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