And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
FUCK WHALES
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