if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Welp...herpes.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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