BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
try to milk me bitch
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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