i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize