oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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