The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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