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(310): View more from California

YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.

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(315): View more from New York

Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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(302): View more from Delaware

when are you leaving homes?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51

(302): View more from Delaware

I had a sex dream about Oprah.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

go back to sleep

(302): View more from Delaware

dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.

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(310): View more from California

If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

How naked do you want me to be?

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