Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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