I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
