idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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