Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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