I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I see more hoeing in ur future
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