Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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