Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
