I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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