: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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