Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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