okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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