Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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