She's JV to your varsity
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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