I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
honey bunches of taint.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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