Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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