He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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