I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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