I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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