this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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