I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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