My hand turned me down
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
where are you?
Hypothermia
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You did what with his pubic hair?
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