whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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