Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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