You made me cry and you don't even care
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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