could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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