We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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