is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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