I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
