Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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