he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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