Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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