If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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