3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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